10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."