10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• im going to 2 out you to death
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.