10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22