10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.