10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz