10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel