10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph