10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.