10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm