10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fold and live to fold again
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris