10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester