10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.