10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike