10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT