10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --