10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Fook the floosh droo!