10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant