10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm