10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?