10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers