10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.