10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)