10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.