10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.