10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword