10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson