10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• It's Free To Fold...
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln