10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.