10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."