10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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