10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.