10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• im going to 2 out you to death
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts