10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- It's Free To Fold...
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.