10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"