10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986