10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.