10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Welcome to kicker school
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.