10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22