10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- It's Free To Fold...
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!