10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS