10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz