10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?