10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."