10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss