10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is for loners.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Fish don't eat Nutz!