10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson