10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."