10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Fold and live to fold again
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob