10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."