10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword